According to google analytics, a recent visitor found this blog by searching for “matt zumwalt” gay. Does anyone else find that amusing? Were they trying to say “I’m looking for matt zumwalt, the gay one.” or were they asking “Is matt zumwalt gay?” Possibly I will never know.
By the way, almost all of my regular traffic goes to a single post from 2006 about the handkerchief code.
flyingzumwalt 
i think that was me…see, i have this habit googling people i don’t know, and i often add the keyword gay out of curiosity… I think for you I was trying to get past all the mediashelf results, and find one that was more personal…nobody has ever called me out for it before.
Why am I not surprised at all…
what's even more hilarious is that i just googled you for the first time, matt. now if you type just your name into google, this blog post shows up first.