>There are few perks to being a webmaster. One of them is the fact that all the spam that goes terribly wrong on our server ends up passing through my mailbox. Usually I just read the headers in order to figure out what’s going wrong in the mail system, but the contents of this one caught my eye.

Ever Vigilant,
Mana’olana

The SPAM:

From: Gideon
Sent: Saturday, December 24, 2005 7:27 PM
To: Mana’olana
Subject:

How’s it going,

[… stupid crap …]

I can’t wait until you take a glance at their outlet

[… more stupid crap …]

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See you at the gym later,

Phillips